He calls Goldfish crackers “Fluffies!” potato chips “Pips!” and his brother Oscar “Buzz!” And, yes, you do need to say each with an exclamation point. He loves to dance, demands to hear jazz music by yelling “Cuong Vu,” and insists on his place at the table–literally and figuratively.
And though experts claim that “third-born kids . . . may feel squeezed out of a position of privilege or lost in the crowd” and are “quiet and shy and often go unnoticed,” there is nothing about August Farias that fits those descriptions.
If ever there were a boy destined to stand out, it’s him. Stay tuned, world. I’m pretty sure this guy has lots in store for you!