This is not an indictment of the following product; in fact, we love it. The paint is neatly housed in the container, and the brush is built in.
However, I would like to direct your attention to the promise made in the purple bubble on the right . . . “No Mess!!” Two exclamation points even.
Now, onto Exhibit A:
Edgar may not be able to model for Elmer’s Squeeze ‘n Brush paints, but he could model for sheer childhood joy . . . and possibly any major paper towel company.